if i died would you start the facebook group?
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
Randomize
