I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
A girl just asked me to co-sign for her boob job because she didn't have enough credit built up. This is a first.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
True love is when you jack off and continue talking to the girl you like
Why do you text me weird shit like this?
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
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