I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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