Do you have any idea why the dryer isn't working?
Because you touch yourself at night.
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
It's official drugs can't kill me
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
Randomize
