I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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