I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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