walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
ugly people sure do ruin things
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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