Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
You're a waste of cheezeits
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
Dude, seriously, fucking stop introducing me as "Thomas, with the dick piercing." you are the worst wingman ever.
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