She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
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