weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
I need mimosas to revive my soul
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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