Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
Look I'm really hungover so let's try this again. In 5 mins you're gonna call me and tell me that you're on your way with xannies, iced coffee and a back rub
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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