That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
Man, jail baloney is awful.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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