ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
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