so that wasnt chicken after all
I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
John Mayer's mother should have swallowed him when she had the chance.
As in blowjob or cannibalism?
I was thinking blowjob, but either would've been a better idea than giving him a record deal.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
I was not drunk enough for that final.
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
Randomize
