i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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