Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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