Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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