Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
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