She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
Do me a favor. Next time I think it's a good idea to take pulls from the handle, yell "FALCON PUNCH" and uppercut me in the taint. My future liver thanks you.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
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