You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
Randomize
