Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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