Is it normal to miss your booty call?
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
Success! We fucked roommates!
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