Pappa wants mamma naked
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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