those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
It's not a walk of shame if you run
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
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