Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
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