Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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