i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
Bring me that man meat
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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