At least make sure they are 18
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yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
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