Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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