i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
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