It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
she gave me a handjob in the middle of the night and my stomach growled so she walked out totally naked and came back 5 minutes later with two sandwiches. who the fuck says getting married is awful?
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
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