So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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