i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
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