she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
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