Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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