K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
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