So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
Randomize
