Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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