i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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