If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
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