i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
I can't put those talents on a resume
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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