I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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