what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
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