Dual....:-)
Why did I call the Oregon Department of Transportation at 4:30 in the morning, and who did I talk to for three minutes?
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Randomize
