Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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