oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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