fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
As if I didn't already know that I was in the friend zone, our conversation that included the words "kiddo" and "old friend" really was a knee biter.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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