I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Bridesmaid dress fitting. I look like a Weeble and Michelle looks like Malibu Barbie. I have to keep reminding myself that she has herpes so really, the playing field is more level than it might initially seem.
Passed out on a playground for a while before trying to break into the elementary school. Erica thought her captain tasted like cat food, so she poured her bottle into her cat's dish and proceeded to eat it like cereal.
You win. Erica always eats cat food.
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
Randomize
