i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
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