If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
another moral hangover. fuck.
it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
She bit a glass in half.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
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