It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
just woke up in my car, in front of the bar. Took me 10 minutes to find my keys which were about 10 yards away in a bush. According to my phone records, I called my ex 14 times last night. Breakfast?
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
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